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episcene-deactivated20140406 asked: why do you hate and distrust spiderman
It’s a long story. But when his movie was coming out, Spider-man 3, I witnessed him filming an upside down gay kiss with his 14 year old African American boyfriend. I was inspired by this moment of intimacy. I promoted it on twitter with the hashtags #SpiderMansGayKiss #BoxOFFICEGOLD and yet the movie came out and all trace of this was removed.
After this, he attacked my friends and I while we were robbing a jewelry store, he punched one of my friends so hard in the stomach that his armored ape chest ruptured, lost bio-power and died. Now he has only a human chest. He used a street light as a lasso to hook my other friend. It tore the hydraulics that power his horse knees, and again, they lost bio power and died, leaving him with only human legs.
I want the public to know that he’s a vigilante, a criminal, a destroyer of proberty, a man who assaults others with no legal authority, and an ephebophile.