August 18, 2014

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August 18, 2014
  • Banana Food: you keep a pitchfork with you right
  • Banana Food: like
  • Banana Food: youre a normal man
  • Banana Food: so you must
  • Clark: i
  • Clark: well
  • Clark: first let's agree that judgement should be reserved if somehow under some circumstance i did not
  • Banana Food: okay
  • Banana Food: that's pretty fucking absurd scenario you're setting up
  • Banana Food: but fine
  • Banana Food: i 'll engage this hypothetical
  • Clark: okay well there's many things to consider
  • Clark: let's say i want to go walking around while i drink a 32 ounce fanta cherry slurpee from 7-11
  • Clark: and at the same time i want use my phone to say things to people
  • Clark: now that puts me in a predicament
  • Banana Food: sure
  • Banana Food: where to place your pitchfork
  • Banana Food: you tried putting it in your pocket
  • Banana Food: but it didnt fit
  • Banana Food: you tried down your pant leg
  • Banana Food: too stiff
  • Banana Food: you were walking like a mummy
  • Banana Food: no good
  • Banana Food: so you devised a crook's harness to wear it across your shoulders
  • Clark: absolutely unwieldy
  • Banana Food: of course it caused problems
  • Banana Food: got stuck in doorways
  • Banana Food: you were known as a doorway man
  • Banana Food: cause you were seen stuck in them so often
  • Banana Food: so what do you do?
  • Banana Food: what comes next?
August 13, 2014

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August 11, 2014
whouer:

when you try your best but you don’t succeed

whouer:

when you try your best but you don’t succeed

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August 10, 2014
the white house photographer has been trying to get obama to visit a hall of mirrors for ages now

the white house photographer has been trying to get obama to visit a hall of mirrors for ages now

August 8, 2014
August 8, 2014

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August 8, 2014
August 6, 2014

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August 5, 2014

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August 5, 2014

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August 4, 2014
stinkmanpooblog:

cheesegod69:

Isn’t this from fyad

if not, someone ripped our picture thread off

it’s mr. crow you dumbos

stinkmanpooblog:

cheesegod69:

Isn’t this from fyad

if not, someone ripped our picture thread off

it’s mr. crow you dumbos

(Source: aperture-of-consciousness)

July 22, 2014
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Jews under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

there is a WWII flashback in the spin-off film planes, which would imply the existence of a hitler car who murdered millions of jewish cars in the “autocaust”

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Jews under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

there is a WWII flashback in the spin-off film planes, which would imply the existence of a hitler car who murdered millions of jewish cars in the “autocaust”

(via legionaru-ded)

July 21, 2014

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July 3, 2014
yahoonewsphotos:

Photos of the day - July 3, 2014
A girl wearing a feces-shaped hat prepares to slide down into a five-meter (16.4-ft) toilet at an exhibition titled “Toilet !? Human Waste and Earth’s Future” at the Miraikan National Museum of Emerging Science and Innovation in Tokyo July 3, 2014. The exhibition, which opened at the museum on Wednesday, explores the world of toilets, with the main exhibit centering around a massive toilet into which visitors are allowed to slide to simulate the journey of human waste matter into the sewers. The exhibit also includes five zones that range from showing exactly what one’s excrement is made of to how different types of toilets are used around the world, and even a possible space toilet that could be used to grow plants. The exhibit is open until October 5 and costs 1,200 yen ($11.80) to visit.  (REUTERS/Issei Kato)
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yahoonewsphotos:

Photos of the day - July 3, 2014

A girl wearing a feces-shaped hat prepares to slide down into a five-meter (16.4-ft) toilet at an exhibition titled “Toilet !? Human Waste and Earth’s Future” at the Miraikan National Museum of Emerging Science and Innovation in Tokyo July 3, 2014. The exhibition, which opened at the museum on Wednesday, explores the world of toilets, with the main exhibit centering around a massive toilet into which visitors are allowed to slide to simulate the journey of human waste matter into the sewers. The exhibit also includes five zones that range from showing exactly what one’s excrement is made of to how different types of toilets are used around the world, and even a possible space toilet that could be used to grow plants. The exhibit is open until October 5 and costs 1,200 yen ($11.80) to visit.  (REUTERS/Issei Kato)

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