September 22, 2014
September 21, 2014

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September 20, 2014

How do I disable the thing that swoops in from the right whenever I click on something on this web site

September 18, 2014
September 15, 2014
September 11, 2014
September 4, 2014

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September 4, 2014

some other things my ex did that i cannot provide receipts for because they were either spoken out loud or situational

beesmygod:

  • called me while i was having a metric shit ton of fun at otakon to complain about how sad he was because monopoly was a capitalist game and stupid and it made him sad. i went out on the porch and chewed him out because i dont give a fuck about your board game “feels” when im trying to have my first real break from your oppressive existance. 
September 4, 2014
agoodcartoon:

Learning how to learn, otherwise known as inquiry-based learning, is a valuable skill that equips students to grasp new concepts rather than merely memorizing facts, ultimately allowing them to surpass their teachers’ own knowledge. A good cartoon.

agoodcartoon:

Learning how to learn, otherwise known as inquiry-based learning, is a valuable skill that equips students to grasp new concepts rather than merely memorizing facts, ultimately allowing them to surpass their teachers’ own knowledge. A good cartoon.

September 4, 2014

(Source: thenhc)

August 29, 2014

lowinterest:

Danny Brown - “Grown Up” [Unofficial]

August 24, 2014

How My Stupid Joke Tweet Went Viral Online And Tricked The World

wolfpupy:

Hi, My name is Tud Hader. You may know me as my twitter handle @AdolfTurdPenisMcHitler recently this week one of my joke tweets where I say something stupid and wrong on purpose as a joke went viral and it was crazy. Me, All my friends and my girlfriend who is also a model thought it was wild and that it was crazy. We couldn’t believe that these people thought the wrong thing I wrote wasn’t wrong on purpose and that I was being serious. We all had a good laugh. This is the first time I have writtern an article about twitter besides the small quotes me and my online pal Ferd Herdy gave to Buzzfeed and Gawkster about so called ‘Wacky Twitter’ that we aren’t apart of those are some other guys we don’t like. Any way please come to my stand up show in the big apple this week end where i will talk more about my viral tweet.

(via teenally)

August 18, 2014

(Source: marcedith, via 4tones)

August 18, 2014
  • Banana Food: you keep a pitchfork with you right
  • Banana Food: like
  • Banana Food: youre a normal man
  • Banana Food: so you must
  • Clark: i
  • Clark: well
  • Clark: first let's agree that judgement should be reserved if somehow under some circumstance i did not
  • Banana Food: okay
  • Banana Food: that's pretty fucking absurd scenario you're setting up
  • Banana Food: but fine
  • Banana Food: i 'll engage this hypothetical
  • Clark: okay well there's many things to consider
  • Clark: let's say i want to go walking around while i drink a 32 ounce fanta cherry slurpee from 7-11
  • Clark: and at the same time i want use my phone to say things to people
  • Clark: now that puts me in a predicament
  • Banana Food: sure
  • Banana Food: where to place your pitchfork
  • Banana Food: you tried putting it in your pocket
  • Banana Food: but it didnt fit
  • Banana Food: you tried down your pant leg
  • Banana Food: too stiff
  • Banana Food: you were walking like a mummy
  • Banana Food: no good
  • Banana Food: so you devised a crook's harness to wear it across your shoulders
  • Clark: absolutely unwieldy
  • Banana Food: of course it caused problems
  • Banana Food: got stuck in doorways
  • Banana Food: you were known as a doorway man
  • Banana Food: cause you were seen stuck in them so often
  • Banana Food: so what do you do?
  • Banana Food: what comes next?
August 13, 2014

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