apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Jews under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

there is a WWII flashback in the spin-off film planes, which would imply the existence of a hitler car who murdered millions of jewish cars in the “autocaust”

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Jews under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

there is a WWII flashback in the spin-off film planes, which would imply the existence of a hitler car who murdered millions of jewish cars in the “autocaust”

(via thedesudrill)


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yahoonewsphotos:

Photos of the day - July 3, 2014
A girl wearing a feces-shaped hat prepares to slide down into a five-meter (16.4-ft) toilet at an exhibition titled “Toilet !? Human Waste and Earth’s Future” at the Miraikan National Museum of Emerging Science and Innovation in Tokyo July 3, 2014. The exhibition, which opened at the museum on Wednesday, explores the world of toilets, with the main exhibit centering around a massive toilet into which visitors are allowed to slide to simulate the journey of human waste matter into the sewers. The exhibit also includes five zones that range from showing exactly what one’s excrement is made of to how different types of toilets are used around the world, and even a possible space toilet that could be used to grow plants. The exhibit is open until October 5 and costs 1,200 yen ($11.80) to visit.  (REUTERS/Issei Kato)
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yahoonewsphotos:

Photos of the day - July 3, 2014

A girl wearing a feces-shaped hat prepares to slide down into a five-meter (16.4-ft) toilet at an exhibition titled “Toilet !? Human Waste and Earth’s Future” at the Miraikan National Museum of Emerging Science and Innovation in Tokyo July 3, 2014. The exhibition, which opened at the museum on Wednesday, explores the world of toilets, with the main exhibit centering around a massive toilet into which visitors are allowed to slide to simulate the journey of human waste matter into the sewers. The exhibit also includes five zones that range from showing exactly what one’s excrement is made of to how different types of toilets are used around the world, and even a possible space toilet that could be used to grow plants. The exhibit is open until October 5 and costs 1,200 yen ($11.80) to visit.  (REUTERS/Issei Kato)

See more photos of the day and our other slideshows on Yahoo News!


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thenearsightedmonkey:

Poetry! by! Marlys!


whatthefuckisfootball:

An England fan throws a paper airplane from the top tier of Wembley and it hits one of the Peru players | view from the crowd

This was a historical and monumental feat in the world of aerodynamics, one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen

(Source: aaronjramseys, via kupomog)

radianthour:

the “Internet meme” as standardized format or medium, rectangular container with a visual subject in center, usually a face, a two part text statement in simple typeface beginning above and continued below the subject, linear and homogenized while being completely modular and accessible, training in perception of this medium began with the “troll face” era of glyph-oriented joke and has since arrived at a disclaimer about duck health, via 9gag.com

radianthour:

the “Internet meme” as standardized format or medium, rectangular container with a visual subject in center, usually a face, a two part text statement in simple typeface beginning above and continued below the subject, linear and homogenized while being completely modular and accessible, training in perception of this medium began with the “troll face” era of glyph-oriented joke and has since arrived at a disclaimer about duck health, via 9gag.com

(Source: rhamphotheca, via xmaslemmings)

wwwtxt:

O.C.P. (Original Cyberpunk) ▰ “Video Kid” posing on a ZX Spectrum from cover of Big K ☯84APR

wwwtxt:

O.C.P. (Original Cyberpunk) ▰ “Video Kid” posing on a ZX Spectrum from cover of Big K ☯84APR


whitehouse:

David Karp: “So you’ve made up your mind, it’s GIF?”

President Obama: “That is my official position. I pondered it a long time.”

1:55 in video

wrap it up JIFailures

(via yahoo)

agoodcartoon:

goatwishes:

agoodcartoon:

somebody, i forget who, maybe branco or mccoy or one of those pig-nasty fuckers, recently made this exact joke, without irony, about joe paterno

it was a mccoy, gary i think



hahahahaha

agoodcartoon:

goatwishes:

agoodcartoon:

somebody, i forget who, maybe branco or mccoy or one of those pig-nasty fuckers, recently made this exact joke, without irony, about joe paterno

it was a mccoy, gary i think


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hahahahaha